Harley’s got a girlfriend.

Her name is Gertrude-Bär (Geh-trood Bahr) and she’s a Rottweiler.

Both Getrude and Harley seem utterly uninterested in each other, which is better than the WW3 scenario the people at the humane society were expecting. Both however, are being incredibly needy and nudging my legs.

Updates soon.