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Dennis Jansen

February 17th, 2010

Dear Hairstylist

Dear Hairstylist, this is not a comment on my love for you:

shaved head

shaved head

And before you lecture me on how “everyone prefers Badu with a weave” just remember a few things:

  1. Every few months I have an Amber Rose moment.
  2. It’s winter, and I want to wear hats without my hair being compromised.
  3. Tyra said that my look was “too commercial” and Tabitha agreed.
  4. And your last haircut did kinda suck.

Xoxo,
– Baldy.

February 17th, 2010

Not a car

This is a problem:

wheelchair in street

Let’s ignore my dirty car windshield for a second and focus:

wheelchair in street

Twenty seconds before I took this picture, this man was almost creamed by a school bus. He was drunk and whizzing around the wrong side of the street when the bus came around the corner.  It was a motorized hot mess.

What is equally disturbing is that this is not the first man I have seen recklessly driving a motorized wheelchair on the streets. Maybe this phenomenon is due to the group homes in Uptown? Misleading promises of grand canyon trips? Carrie Prejean? I don’t know…

Two bigger traffic hazards in Minneapolis are the tailgating semi-trucks and the bikers. There is a well developed cycling culture in the city, but some cyclists think that things like hand signals and stop-lights are optional, and chaos ensues…then again a lot of the cab drivers think that stop-lights are optional too…