The fun continues in Family Law:

Professor W: “What about gambling? Does anyone gamble? Who has ever gambled? Jill?”
Jill: “Well, I bet on sports. It’s like drinking a beer while watching a game! If you have $5 riding on it then the most boring game becomes the most exciting thing you have ever seen in your life!”
Professor W:”…maybe for you.”
Jill: “And all the degenerates around me!”

(The context here is the appropriateness of alimony if one spouse gambled away the marital assets.)