A bloated school day ended with a trip to Memory Lanes.

I went into the restroom to blow my nose and ran into a blind man attempting to try his hands.

The towel dispenser was far from the sinks and the motion sensor was on the side of the dispenser. I knew it would take the man forever to get a towel, so I swiped my hand and placed a towel in his hand.

Blind Man: “What just happened?”
Me: “The towel dispenser is way over here and the motion sensor is on the side. Do you need another towel? ….here.”
Blind Man: “Oh har har! How digital! IT’S LIKE AN IPOD! Woo woo!”
Me: “Uh, yes. It’s totally like an IPod.”