Tik tok on the block and the campus crazies won’t stop…

One major difference between the University of Miami and the University of Minnesota is that as a private school, UMiami was able to kick out the non-tuition paying crazies. Whereas here at UMinnesota, anyone can waltz onto campus with a sign about the impending apocolypse.¹

I think I will stand outside of the law school with a sign as well. It will read: “THERE WILL BE FAMINE AND PESTILENCE IF WE DO NOT GET MORE COFFEE. SHOTTY WIRELESS, DRY HIGHLIGHTERS, AND CRAPPY IBM LAPTOPS FOR ALL!!”