I discussed some of my dating prospects with Jill, a coworker, and then asked Jill if she had her eye on anyone. A law student maybe?

Jill: “I think I’ve forgotten how to flirt. There’s no one to flirt with in law school. The guys are gross. I’d rather stare at a mirror and flirt with myself than talk to these guys. It’s awful.”

I’m buying the first ticket for Jill’s post-graduation comedy tour.