An Apology

Dear Cheeky Third Grader from the elementary school down the block:

I apologize for threatening to sic Michael Jackson on you. Turns out that you were right! My dog is a Bullmastiff, and not an American Mastiff as I previously thought.

Although it’s easy to mistake him for an American Mastiff… I mean, look at that face:

He SO does not have the bitter-beer/Reese Witherspoon face like all the other Bullmastiffs!

But anyhoot, I checked his vaccination papers this weekend and sure enough it says “Bullmastiff.” This you were right, I was wrong, and I apologize.

Although I might still send Michael over since you said that my mug looks like my dog…we’ll see.


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    May 16, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    Well…Harley has an adorable face, so maybe that wasn’t meant to be an insult? Haha. Little kids, now a day, are so sassy. Sheesh.

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