Disclaimer

Dallas is an amazing city.

You should move here.


The University of Minnesota Law School is an incredible school.

You should apply.


That said:

  1. This is a personal blog.   The quotes are inexact, the posts are subjective, and the pictures are airbrushed. Get your objective account of the world from more reliable sources.
  2. The purpose of this blog is to keep my family, friends, classmates, and stalkers updated on my life. All of the coding, content, spelling mistakes are my own unless otherwise noted.
  3. This blog is not endorsed by, or affiliated with, the University of Minnesota Law School, The Dallas Morning News, Nissan, or Beyonce.
  4. This website does not contain legal advice. Seek legal advice from a lawyer, not a blog.

“On the Record” is not actually, on the record.

The quotes used on this blog are usually paraphrased, edited, and often facetious. If you feel that you are grievously misquoted please contact me.


Placeholder names:

When documenting a conversation, I generally use placeholder names to avoid confusion. Jack and Jill are not the names of actual people that I know  – These are simply generic placeholder names.

If your name happens to be Jack, Jill, Billy, Sarah, or whatever – do not fear. I am not quoting you. You just happen to have a generic name.

Placeholder names on this blog do not consistently refer to any single individual. Placeholder names are not gender specific. (Sarah may have actually been Sean.) This is to protect the anonymity of my peers.

Nothing on this site is intended to identify (or ridicule) any particular individual. There are no Professor Son-of-a-Bitches, or Slutty Hobos, referenced on this blog.


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