Washington D.C. is an amazing city.

You should move here.

The Georgetown University Law Center is an incredible school.

You should apply.

That said:

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If your name happens to be Jack, Jill, Billy, Sarah, or whatever – do not fear. I am not quoting you. You just happen to have a generic name.

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