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Jill is harsh

Jill is kind of a bitch. This just happened in Crimlaw:
Professor R: “I want to schedule a makeup class for April 28 at noon. Does anyone have any conflicts with this?”
Jack: “I do! I do! There is some lunch thing with potential employers on that day.”
Jill (loudly): “Don’t worry. You’re not going to get hired anyway!”

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    March 27, 2009 at 2:03 pm


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    March 28, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Wow, that is harsh.

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    May 21, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    Aww man, I felt bad about that…kind of. To be fair, I think I said “You’re not going to get hired anyway,” meaning everyone in the class…due to the bad job market…I’m not helping, am I?

    I guess I should stick with the traditional Minnesotan technique of silently judging people. It’s less quotable.

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