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Notes on a bad first date

As mentioned in yesterday’s vlog, Jamie and I had the opportunity to observe a very public, very awful first-date at the Freighthouse.

Here are the best quotes:
400-pound-man: “I got home and the Antique Roadshow was on, so of course I watched it until 6am!”
400-pound-man: “And I woke up the next day and was like: “WHO WAS THAT LITTLE GREEN GUY DRIVING THE CAR AND WHO CRAPPED ON MY LAWN!?”
Jamie grabs my laptop, opens MS Word and writes:
Jamie: This guy doesn’t shut up. I feel sorry for this girl. So far it has been determined- by me- that he is a drunk and trying too hard. I think she has completed three full sentences and one was about her coming home from work on Friday and having a bottle of wine.
Jamie (quoting the guy): “It’s not like I am a drunk, I am a social person that likes to have fun.” Definitely a first date- and if either of them had any standards it would be the last. He is so not self-monitoring.
Me (typing): And you thought the mall-cop was bad…
Me (typing): But seriously, they aren’t THAT entertaining to make up for what you’re losing in productivity…
Jamie (typing): Though the legal lady and these two are definitely making it all worthwhile!

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  • Davis
    February 9, 2009 at 8:06 am

    Listening in on random conversations can be really amusing. I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who thinks so.

  • molly
    February 9, 2009 at 10:30 am

    that sounds like a really terrible…and hilarious first date.

  • Jansen
    February 9, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    It was hilarium.

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