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OTR: Civil Procedure

Jack says nevermind:

Professor V: “So what type of evidence is allowed?”
Jack: “Well, you can go to rule 56(c) and the permitted materials from rule 56(e)(1), or you can go to rule 32…”
Professor V: “Wait, so where are we going?”
Jack: “Uh, I shouldn’t have opened my mouth…”

Re: The Elvis hypo

Professor V: It’s pretty persuasive that when you clean your gun you don’t put it in your mouth to lick it off.”

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