Welcome to the neighborhood

I ran into Meth Molly1 while walking Harley last night. I was near Starbucks, talking to a pug-owner.

The pug was busy sniffing.
Harley was busy ignoring.

Meth Molly turned the corner and was startled by my dog:

Molly (to the dog): “Ack! What the FUCK is your big ass doing out here? You needs to be home!”

Molly then stumbles off. Pug owner gives me a freaked out look. Like, “is she going to cut me?”

Me: “Welcome to the neighborhood!”

1 Meth Molly aka, the local semi-homeless druggie.

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    May 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    I love Meth Molly.

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