I know it’s time to post when I get the concerned “are you alive?” emails from readers. Well, I’m still here, and it has been a hilarious couple of weeks.

Let’s start with the most cliché shot of Minneapolis ever: the stone arch bridge:

Cee Cee Russell at the Gay 90′s:

There are some hardcore bikers at LA Fitness. I want to buy a vintage canary yellow moped and park it next to this:

Kristin certainly stays hydrated:

Ian and I at Lush Food Bar:

Amazing weather, with everything finally green:

The one and only Mercedes Iman:

Class and elegance:

The Minneapolis Fashion Ball, which Geraldo took me to:

The last day of the tax season at AccountAbility Minnesota:

And a creepy trip to the Minnesota History Center:

Possibly the most exciting development happened today – Madre Jansen called me and reminded me that I have to renew my passport by the end of June. The closest German consulate is in Chicago so that means I’M GOING TO CHICAGO PRIDE! Oh it’s going to hilarious.