Oh, the horror

I read a lot of animal hoarding and cases at work, but last Sunday I came across a case that was so horrifying that I almost went home.

The case involved the typical hoarding situation: a house stuffed like Noah’s Arc and caked with feces. The description of the house so gruesome however, that I just wanted to speed home, shower, and bleach my entire apartment.

My standards for cleanliness have definitely changed over the past few years. I have a lot of plants, a pet frog, and Harley.

Crumbs, dog hair, and dead leaves are now a fact of life. I clean on a biweekly basis but there is no way to teach the dog to stop shedding, or keep the apartment perfectly sterile.

Only three people have seen my apartment, and they would probably agree that it is relatively clean. But when I read the case last Sunday my kitchen trash was full, the dishes piled, and the laundry unfolded. I was so absolutely disgusted that I devoted all of yesterday to cleaning. The case is after the jump.
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Danny Dearest

I’ve said this before, but the hilarity is in the footnotes.

From Wills & Trusts: Succession of Bacot aka, the hot gay mess.

There’s an interesting discussion at the end of whether a man can be a concubine of another man.

“A concubine is as essential to a state of concubinage as a ghost is to Hamlet.”

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Astride the Peter Principle?

Who says summer law classes are boring?

Our first real case for Professional Responsibility is Converse v. Nebraska State Bar Comm’n (In re Converse), 258 Neb. 159 (Neb. 1999).

The case is about a law student who was not admitted to the bar because of his various…uh, indiscretions:

One of the final issues addressed by the Commission in its hearing was that of a T-shirt [the student] produced and marketed on which a nude caricature of [the law school dean] is shown sitting astride what appears to be a large hot dog.

That’s not even the worst of it.

The bulk of the fact section is after the jump:

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