I don’t know who started the rumor that I had food, but yesterday I was surrounded by a flock of pigeons and seagulls at the beach.
They got a little too close. One time I looked up from my book and a seagull was a little more than a foot away from my face.
They are literary birds.
Or they were going to mug you.
Haha! It would have been hilarious if I had “Bird by Bird” by Anne Lamott… I was actually rereading “Chapter after Chapter” by Heather Sellers…
with how short they are, they prolly just looked up your shorts and were contemplating how to get ahold of the worm hiding up there.
Haha. More likely I still smelled of the dining hall. That’s assuming they have a keen sense of smell…