Amber meets Dolly

Amber, a coworker who goes to another law school, had an interesting day:

Amber: “Oh my god! So classes already started and there is a girl in two of my classes with the most ridiculous cleavage. She’s a 3L and sits in front of me for both classes, so I spent two hours just lost in her boobs! And the girl is fat, so it’s like 12 inches of cleavage!”
Me: “Is it inappropriate?”
Amber: “Of course it’s inappropriate! And I don’t know how she gets them to stick up and out like that. A bra with whale bones? And who says, ‘Hey, it’s Wednesday, let’s SHOW THE TWINS!’”
Me: “So you’re telling me that Dolly Parton attends your school?”
Amber: “YES! She is Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton with a tan.”