Dear Lake Calhoun/Minnesota weather/Sven Sundgaard and his form-fitting-dress pants:
If it’s going to be overcast, then I need it to be cooler and less humid.
The humidity is unacceptable, and there is a severe freshness breach going on at the lake.
Please remedy this, and send Old Spice.
Love,
Musty McSweaterson-Icknesson.