It is raining. I am walking the dogs. So of course I have both leashes in one hand, my blackberry in the other, and a golf umbrella balanced between my cheek and my shoulder.
That’s when I run into my new neighbor, McDreamy, who has some sort of husky mix.
Between the phone, the leashes and the umbrella, I am awkwardly juggling too many things and trying my best not to drop anything. McDreamy wants the dogs to meet but I avoid eye contact because I need to focus on keeping Gertrude from lunging at the husky. She lurches forward and yelps. I almost drop the umbrella.
I look awkward. My dog looks vicious. It’s a giant swagger fail…and I blame her:
Ugh.
Yikes. You should always ditch the phone first, to free up a hand, and to pay more attention. Be more careful…another fail like this, and you may never get McDreamy to join your harem. lol
Oh that’s an inaccurate description of the barren plains of my love life!
Have you met you? lol
Haha, WHAT?