Jack had the nerve to imply that I am OCD because I do a full scrub-down of the apartment once a week.
I told Jack that if he knew the gory details, he wouldn’t think once-a-week was too much:

It’s called a Bullmastiff shedding…and that’s just from this week.
I have that vacuum…and it desperately needs to be emptied after all the moving-induced vacuuming I did. I’m so happy to have hard wood floors now! A swiffer here, a swiffer there ::sigh::
Oh, the gross thing is that I have hardwood floors too! I still have to harvest the dog-hair dust bunnies…
In all fairness though, that’s a sweet bookshelf. I’m a sucker for Penguin Classics.
I have waaay too many books. Blame the English Lit major!
this is why you get a dog that doesn’t shed
Well, this dog has had a lot of surprises for me…