I’m hammering out my Family law outline when I find a snippet of Professor W among my notes:

Professor W: “It is your responsibility to tell me if you cannot hear me. My mic is not working. It doesn’t like me. It senses that I am afraid of it as a technical device and stops working just to test me. That’s just my imagination right?”

Professor W: “Ugh! The battery died. WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VORACIOUS CONSUMER OF BATTERIES? Lets see here…”

Yes. She’s that crazy. It’s called tenure.

See also: The Professors Said…