On the Record: Professor L

I have Professor L again for Constitutional Law. I love the class, but even if I didn’t, the asides would make it totally worth it.

Professor L vs. the 14th amendment:

Professor L: “Let me quote directly here from the amendment… hm…where is it? Sorry… I momentarily forgot how to read roman numerals…”

Professor L hears a voice:

Professor L (looking down at the seating chart): “Mr. Smith?”
Jack Smith: “Here!”
Professor L (looking up): “Where are you? I just heard a voice…hearing voices! That’s all I need!”

Professor L trips:

Professor L: “Woops! Sorry. There’s a little wire here. I’ll probably fall on my face at some point…”

Professor L says stay healthy:

Professor L: “I was asked to record today’s class because a number of your colleagues are sick today with the swine flu or something. I suspect this is only going to get worse, so wash your hands regularly, carry Purell, refuse to shake hands with people, and stay healthy!”

For those of you who aren’t familiar with Professor L see:

• How Jill became that girl
• Ms. D dropped out…a long time ago
• OTR: Professor L
• Professor L gets headbutted
• OTR: Professor L & the two stoners