The estate tax expires in 2010.

Professor A: “Next year is the year to throw momma from the train!”

Pretend to be interested:

Professor A: “Did you see anything of interest in the reading?”
Jill: “I loathe to say that I didn’t…”
Professor A: “That is well advised!”

Why you should give notice to the home sellers, even if they have a lock box:

Professor E: “My husband was in his underwear, heard some noises downstairs, and snuck stealthily down the stairs with a baseball bat…and almost beat the buyers!”