Apparently Halvers’ Banana Republic sweater was hang-dry only.

The sweater shrunk and now belongs to Gertrude.

My Rottweiler only wears the best fashions.

Halvers was really upset about the sweater shrinking because he bought it at the Albertville Outlet store, which is 30 miles outside of town.

We went back to Albertville about a week later and I was underwhelmed. This was my first real outlet shopping experience, and I expected major discounts. 10% off of last year’s fashion isn’t worth the trip.

I did get a fugly Madras Ralph Lauren tie, so the trip wasn’t a complete waste.