Dear Cheeky Third Grader from the elementary school down the block:
I apologize for threatening to sic Michael Jackson on you. Turns out that you were right! My dog is a Bullmastiff, and not an American Mastiff as I previously thought.
Although it’s easy to mistake him for an American Mastiff… I mean, look at that face:
He SO does not have the bitter-beer/Reese Witherspoon face like all the other Bullmastiffs!
But anyhoot, I checked his vaccination papers this weekend and sure enough it says “Bullmastiff.” This you were right, I was wrong, and I apologize.
Although I might still send Michael over since you said that my mug looks like my dog…we’ll see.
Love,
Jansen.
Well…Harley has an adorable face, so maybe that wasn’t meant to be an insult? Haha. Little kids, now a day, are so sassy. Sheesh.
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