I’m reading for tax when I look over and see Gertrude picking up my wallet. I shout at her to drop it. She scampers off.
Then I see:

I’ll see if my warranty covers this foolishness. If not, I may rock a fierce pair of Rottweiler gloves tomorrow ala Cruella de Vil.



“If not, I may rock a fierce pair of Rottweiler gloves tomorrow ala Cruella de Vil.”
HAAAAAAAAAA! You are amazing.
Haha, thank you!!