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Dennis Jansen

Queens and breakups

Last night I went to the softball fundraiser at The Eagle. The drag queens were hilarious, but one was so drunk that she had to take emergency “powder room” breaks to vomit. We stay classy in Minneapolis…

Doesn’t Buffy look just like Suze Orman?

Minneapolis Drag Queens

Minneapolis Drag Queens

Minneapolis Drag Queens

The boyfriend also broke things off last night.1 We talked by the bar as a drag queen darted behind us to throw up in the bathroom. The timing was great.

It was one of those moments where I felt like an actor in someone else’s movie. All that was missing was “Done with you” slowly fading in and the start of the credits.

Actually, if I was directing, Adele’s “Tired” would come on and I would perform it Bollywood style with a pack of yarking drag queens in the background. That would be awesome.


1 The breakup was amicable and unsurprising. My corporate and international tax books are currently battling as to which class gets to be my rebound.

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