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Dennis Jansen

TV avoidance

Do you think Eric watches Glee?

glee fan

I have not owned a TV since starting law school. The problem is that I turn on the TV and 12-hours later I’m all, “DID I JUST WATCH AN ENTIRE CYCLE OF NEXT TOP MODEL?”

I refuse to be held hostage by marathons, and luckily I am too impatient to stream TV from Hulu…but I started watching TV since joining the YMCA across the street from work. Most of the cardio machines have attached TVs, so I can start catching up on the hot-messitude that I’ve missed.

My most recent discoveries:

  1. Toddlers and Tiaras (TLC): about pageant moms. The 10-year olds are so caked with makeup that they look like they are 35-year old local news anchors. The mothers are usually obese. Making little girls compete in beauty and swimsuit competition is probably an effective way to ensure an eating disorder later in life.
  2. Hoarders (A&E): Oh my god. It’s that horrible case come to life!
  3. Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo): the Millionaires are awkward, the girls are freaky…it’s hard to watch, and harder to stop watching…

I don’t really want to go to the gym tomorrow, but I might just for the TV. Watch, I’ll have abs by summer just because I couldn’t stop watching Hoarders or judging the pageant moms…

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