The Minnesota Heat Wave

The “feels like” temperature was 113 degrees today. My freshness was compromised and the dogs were so unamused.

overheated dogs

The dogs did not pass out like they did last week, but they were not interested in any long walks today.

The weather was so gross that people wrung out their shirts as they walked around Uptown. September can’t come quick enough, but for now, sweat stains are the new Minneapolis chic.

Edit: Kristin and I lunched on a rooftop patio today and saw at least 5 women wearing scarves in 113 degree weather. I …just…don’t understand.

Bah-humbug

I don’t even know what to think anymore. It’s May-freaking-first and I had the pleasure of watching tiny snowflakes flip me the bird all day.

And then it hailed.

The “feels like” temperature is 32 degrees and things look rather muddy outside.

lake of the isles

Now everyone knows how much I love Minnesota, but this weather is not okay. Bah-humbug. At least we didn’t get another blizzard.